Naughty Brits Issue 20
Here we go again with another red-hot edition of Britain’s favourite hardcore magazine! With a randy reprobate like me as the editor how could it be anything but pure filth from cover to cover? I know that if an old git like me gets really turned on looking through all these fantastic fuck features and arousingly erotic pictorials (try saying that after a few beers) then you young studs out there are bound to be getting a pleasingly hard feeling in your pants! There may be loads of adult mags on the market at the moment, but I feel safe to say that Naughty Brits is one of the very best, and all my energies go into making sure it has the best features, the rudest pictures, and really excellent printing and design.
As for the last bit, I employ a part-time dominatrix known as Whiplash Wendy to go down to our designers once a month dressed in all her PVC gear and give them all a taste of the lash just to keep them working at-out. They seem to love it, actually. Anyway, that’s enough for now… settle back and enjoy the magazine, and don’t forget to keep all those great pics and letters coming in. I’ll leave you with some wise words of advice from the philosopher Confucious: Man who argue with wife all day get no piece at night.
