Naughty Brits Issue 9
Hi folks, and welcome to anther fine issue of Naughty Brits. You know I've come to the sad conclusion that I'm getting a bit past it. Once upon a time I had plenty of luck with the ladies, but now my tried and tested chat-up lines ("You've got 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?") don't seem to be working any more. I spotted this tasty bird in the street the other day and moved straight in for the kill with one of my top lines: "Hi there, sexy. I'd really like to get into your pants." That one never failed back in the 70s. She looked me up and down and replied,
"No thanks, there's already one arsehole in there." Oh well, at least the babes in Naughty Brits are always wet and willing. We've got a choice lineup in store for you as usual, a host of horny hotties flashing their naughty bits for fun and profit... all proving that time-honoured adage that man cannot live by bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet. We take pride in bringing you the naughtiest of new talent, so you'll find plenty of new faces here... if you can manage to concentrate your gaze that high. It's encouraging to see so many stunning young ladies beating the credit crunch by the sensible expedient of stripping for cash. We're always on the lookout for top totty so why not send us in a few saucy shots? It could be the start of a whole new career. Have fun, see you next time.
